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My blog is probably going to be changing drastically within the next fifty-eight days or so, I live on my own with my boyfriend, two dogs and we're expecting our little addition. I currently reblog a lot of things I find funny. I write short paragraphs about what Andrew and I are doing or talking about. I also write long boring stories that I don't really expect anyone to read. I have Anon turned on, but I don't respond to hate in any way shape or form.
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Only having custom CAS content better help my game out. Ever since I got World Adventures it’s been fritzing so bad.

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

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nobodybeatsthecaptain:

walkfasterr:

talesof4chan:

Anon finds his friends mom in porn
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Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg Omfg

HAHAHA YES!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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2 weeks

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(via pizza)

500daysofeffyou:

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

You understand that the joke is that this is not something a bunch of stereotypical tough guys would do, right?

(via pizza)

Grab your vibrators ladies!

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WILL BE IN A THEATER NEAR YOU! 

Have you guys heard this song?

Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

(via pizza)

edwardspoonhands:

Nine states and one province. If you have a DFTBA plate please share!

daenystargaryens:

"Isn’t it strange that I know you’d risk your life to save mine… but I don’t know what your favorite color is?" he says. A smile creeps onto my lips. "Green. What’s yours?"  "Orange," he says. "Orange? Like Effie’s hair?" I say. "A bit more muted," he says.

                                           More like … s u n s e t .

"Your favorite color…it’s green?" "That’s right." Then I think of something to add. "And yours is orange." "Orange?" He seems unconvinced. Not bright orange.

                                                            But soft. Like the s u n s e t.

 ”At least, that’s what you told me once.”

(via triwizardry)

500daysofeffyou:

If you are mean to someone in retail, yes, we remember you and, yes, we say “hey remember that asshole that one time…?”

Selfie time

My shmoopie.